i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
What book is this? I must have this because of reasons?
friends don’t let friends bang cows
The book is Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology by Cory O’Brien (link to amazon) and it’s written by the dude who does better myths if you want to read some of his stuff
Clint Eastwood and Hirohiko Araki.
He says, “Dude, here’s the deal. I’m here. Don’t worry about it. I’m here.” [x]
Well then it’s a good thing I hate sports *slams button*
The year is 2027. It is Super Bowl season. The football players that have been selected for this year’s culling huddle in a sad, discontented mass in the middle of an overgrown stadium. The stink of fear mingles with the smell of fresh earth, an unholy bouquet for a terrible day.
Then they begin arriving, singly and in groups. Their claws glint in the harsh stadium lights, and there is blood matted into their fur. The football players put on their game face, but the hollowness of their eyes betrays their true hopelessness. There is no use fighting, other than to make a brave showing.
After all, everyone knows the bears always win.
What happens when someone writes about a fictional team that beats the Bears?
"Tales from the Pit" #622
Jigglypuff used face-eat!