Just watch it.
No, seriously. Watch the video.
but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked the highways?
SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT
Dude get on this.
Rogue: Naw, it’s an excellent plan. Not in this dimension, and probably not even in this reality, but I’m absolutely certain it is an excellent plan somewhere.
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Oh my God who are you
Player: Can we make Dire Bacon?
|—||Shane’s Greyhawk game (via outofcontextdnd)|
When your party has a bard and there’s an enemy bard
This dude has a sick skill!!
This rock balancing is done by Michael Grab. He is an artist and has killer patience. On his site gravityglue.com, Grab explains:
“The most fundamental element of balancing in a physical sense is finding some kind of ‘tripod’ for the rock to stand on. Every rock is covered in a variety of tiny to large indentations that can act as a tripod for the rock to stand upright, or in most orientations you can think of with other rocks. By paying close attention to the feeling of the rocks, you will start to feel even the smallest clicks as the notches of the rocks in contact are moving over one another. Parallel to the physical element of finding tripods, the most fundamental non-physical element is harder to explain through words. In a nutshell, I am referring to meditation, or finding a zero point or silence within yourself. Some balances can apply significant pressure on your mind and your patience. The challenge is overcoming any doubt that may arise.” Pretty sick, amiright?
The T. Rex will not be allowed on the dancefloor.
I realize very few people will get this, but it just so fucking perfect
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THIS IS THE BEST D&D REFERENCE I EVER SEE
That’s exactly how Role Play games end up whenever my friends and I play…most times…if alcohol is involved
DM: What?…WHAT? O_O …when i gave you the Dragon Slave, it was with the understanding you’d use it responsibly…
Player 1: And i _did_…
DM: You nuked an entire village!
Player 1: There could have been bandits in there…
DM: …and children, and the infirmed, and elderly…
Player 1: …and…bandits!
*all the while Player 2 is laughing incessantly at the chaos ensuing*